tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61990447483720647422024-03-05T04:17:50.400-05:00The Diary of a Crabby Scientistmadscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.comBlogger142125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-75502240967467825722010-05-19T21:42:00.000-04:002010-05-19T21:42:32.918-04:00Done!Well, sorry. I have been away for a while. I have been finishing up with classes and such and then writing a major proposal for the last month.<br />
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Class turned out to be pretty much a disaster. If you don't remember, which I don't expect you too, I was teaching the balloon class. There were three groups that were doing the project, plus me and the GSI tried to do it too. One of the groups pretty much finished a bit behind schedule, but still while classes were officially in session. They had issues (like, it didn't really work), but nothing unusual. The other teams had all sorts of personality issues. They fought with each other and basically couldn't pull it together to get the project done. One of the teams basically threw away their design a couple of days before launch and started over (except for the computer and some other components). They each blamed other members of the team for being lazy and not showing up to meetings and such. Needless to say, their balloon didn't work very well. The other team had issues too, but it was only with a couple people on the team. Their main issue was that their computer system was VERY complicated, because they were actually using something that they are going to launch into space in a year or so. So, they took the time to figure out how to properly use the thing. It was a very impressive effort. Their system worked pretty much flawlessly. Both of these teams launched about a week after classes ended (but before the end of final exams).<br />
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The GSI and I built a system together too, since I had never done this. It was a challenge, since I was using components that I had never used before. I was also trying to work while doing this, so it was a little overwhelming. Eventually we got everything done and working and launched with one of the other teams. Everything worked flawlessly on board the system. The only problem we had was that I forgot the ground-station at work, because I was so busy trying to get things for the class team. Oops. I guess I fail my checklist.<br />
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Just after this ended, I started to work on a proposal for a CubeSat - which, for us is a 10 cm x 10 cm x 30 cm box (a shoe box, basically) that we will launch into space. It has a cool instrument on it to measure neat things in the upper atmosphere (what you might call space). I had a lot of issues with writing the proposal. I was under the assumption that I would be writing the science part and a colleague of mine, assisted by Master's students, would be writing the spacecraft part. Well, this was fatally flawed. The students, who I have been working with over the last 8 months to design the satellite, had only a real vague idea of how to write a proposal (as you might expect), and could not really answer tough questions about the satellite. I had naively believed that they had written a final report that we could just drag and drop into the proposal. How stupid I am. We basically used very little of the original document, and had to do some significant work to put the proposal together. The other bad part of the whole ordeal was that my Co-PI went on vacation a week before the proposal was due, and was extremely busy with other things the week leading up to that. So, I basically put the thing together with a bit of help from others. Not really what I was expecting. It took many, many, many more hours that I had expected. But, I guess you can say that I know a LOT more about building a satellite now (or at least proposing). All of this work is leading up to a bigger proposal to a bigger organization coming in about 8 months. We are basically proposing the same satellite, but 48 of them. With 100 times as much money.<br />
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But, that was yesterday (literally). Today we are on vacation. We have a rough start, since both CrabMama and I worked up until the last possible minute, and so had to do a lot of stuff this morning. Add to that that we have someone house sitting for us, so CrabMama felt that we had to do spring cleaning, and you get a wonderfully tense situation.<br />
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But, no more.<br />
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I am literally sitting by the pool while the kids are swimming around. Here is proof:<br />
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Anyways, the app told us that Saturn was to the south east, so we tried to find it through the 50x zoom, which was quite hard. You can take the doubler off the telescope, to make it 25x, which makes it much easier to find things. I located a bright star in the field of view, then put the doubler back on. After fiddling around for a while, Crab Girl saw rings! I looked though and saw them too! Then Crab Boy whacked the thing, and I had to readjust. After that he saw Saturn's Rings too! Crab Mama saw a blurred object, but wasn't really able to see rings.<br />
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I can appreciate how people would spend a fair bit of money on a nice telescope with a very nice tripod. We have a $30 telescope and a $20 tripod. Hard to see anything in focus. But, it was UberCool!madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-83477673984682084362010-03-25T09:57:00.000-04:002010-03-25T09:57:47.675-04:00Manning it upToday I rode my bike to work. It was the only day this week that I could actually ride, since I did the balloon launch on Tuesday, and tomorrow I get to go to my undergrad school and give them a talk on how I succeeded in life after getting a degree from there (what?) Why is biking today so unusual? Well, it is the first day of the year that I have biked while it is raining. Now, it isn't pouring. But, it is cold and rainy, which makes for a miserable ride. Today I didn't feel miserable. Today I felt like it was the only day that I could bike, and I was happy.<br />
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Just for note, it is the seventh day that I have biked in the last three weeks.<br />
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Next week, I won't be able to bike at all (well, maybe Monday I can bike a couple of miles), since I am going to be traveling. If I am up to it, I may try to find a bike store somewhere in the area and see if I can rent a bike. Or maybe I should do something like sit-ups or push-ups or jog or something. Hmmmm....<br />
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Well, we shall see.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-72797844775180947212010-03-23T22:07:00.000-04:002010-03-23T22:07:21.795-04:00First Balloon Launch of 2010Today we launched a balloon. And recovered it!<br />
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The day started off quite poorly. For all of our launches except one, I have driven my own vehicle for all of the flights. About a year ago, I bought a trailer so we could carry the Helium a little more safely. I have been hauling it with our minivan, which Crab Mama was really pissed about. Yesterday I reserved a van from the university. They actually have vans with trailer hitches! This morning, I went to pick up the van, and there were no seats in it! After much hashing around and such, I actually found a Durango with a trailer hitch. They let me rent that. All of this took about an hour or so, which was much longer than I had anticipated.<br />
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After a slow start, we packed up and left. We drove to the middle of BFE. Actually, we stopped in a little itty bitty town to grab a bathroom and some food. One of the students was talking to one of the people in the store and told her what we were doing. When he told her we were going to another, even smaller town, she said something like "Oh, you better watch out for those people. Don't close your eyes!"<br />
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Once we got to the launch place, we set everything up. After a while, we launched!<br />
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Oh, at this point, I should mention that Crab Girl and Crab Boy came with us. So, when we couldn't get the radio to work, I got out my cell phone, hooked it up to the computer, and logged into aprs.fi, which is where we were broadcasting our position. Crab Girl sat with the computer in her lap telling me where the balloon was, what altitude it was at and how fast it was going. Constantly. A stream of information. It was the best navigation I have ever experienced! She is a natural!<br />
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PD#1: He just needs more than I can give. It just feels like I give and I give and I give, but he just won't be satisfied. Why can't see see MY needs? Why is it all about HIM?<br />
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PD#2: Use the "&" to run the model in the BACKGROUND! You don't have to sit there at your desk the whole time it is running! Emacs! Use emacs! Not pico!!!! Who uses pico??? (In case you don't know, pico is the editor for pine, which I am sure enlightens a lot of you!)<br />
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PD#3: Uh.... Hmmm.... Stop fixing the model and do some science? Uh, I guess you can't do science with a crappy broken model that your adviser made.... Uh....<br />
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Ok, that was probably unsatisfying. It was unsatisfying for me too. I just want to rant and rant and rant, but I don't feel like I can/should.... I am mostly frustrated with PD#1 having intense personal issues, which I don't want to deal with.<br />
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I have to say that I don't have to "deal" with many personal issues at work, though. I would say that 90% of the students/post docs that I have worked with have brought very little personal stuff to me. Maybe it is because I am a super-dick and they can see the "I don't give a sh*t" tattoo just under my hairline. Just kidding. It is really tattooed across my left buttock.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-85019618520023007862010-03-19T10:40:00.000-04:002010-03-19T10:40:46.457-04:00Motivation in the CrapperAfter something like 4 weeks of constant work, I feel like I have broken through. Through what? I don't know. Perhaps I have broken through my motivation and now I can't do any work. I slept in this morning a bit, took some pictures on the way to work, before starting to bike, and got to work at something like 9:30. Very lazy. It is now 10:30, and the only thing I have done is check e-mail. I haven't even changed out of my biking clothes. Very sad.<br />
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Now I am blogging.<br />
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Yesterday I feel like I accomplished something (this is unusual for me). I got my Arduino microprocessor to take measurements from my temperature, humidity, and accelerometer sensors and write the data to a USB stick. This may sound easy, but it is NOT! I promise! I have to get my cameras working today (i.e., the microprocessor has to turn the cameras on, then tell them to take pictures every 10 seconds). This is all to avoid the real problem of getting the microprocessor to talk to my radios and GPS. That is going to be problematic. I am afraid. Luckily, one of the students in my class is going through the same problem, so I am working with him to solve the communication issues. See, professors don't just profess, we learn from the students too. Especially as the students learn. It is all about education!<br />
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I am definitely still having issues with Post Docs. Large issues. But, I will probably wait until tomorrow to blog about that. I promise. Tomorrow.<br />
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Until then, I will will try to motivate myself to put on my pants.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-47902666810192184272010-03-10T21:31:00.000-05:002010-03-10T21:31:03.079-05:00Greetings from the Other SideI am 0.5 days into recovery from Caffeine addiction. I can't do it! The cravings! They are killing me!<br />
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And then, I found three Diet Mt. Dews in my office as I was leaving the office today. Holy crap! I am back on the Caffeine! Three more days of addiction!madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-31384620508827107862010-02-28T10:33:00.000-05:002010-02-28T10:33:57.577-05:0015 YearsToday is CrabMama and my (unofficial) 15 year anniversary. It is unofficial because we got married twice - the first time for financial reasons, the second time for love. Well, the first time was for love too, but her financial aid forms were due, so it was motivated by money. In celebration of our big day, we went to McDonald's and ate some french fries, got Chinese food, and watched a movie at home. "Why McDonald's?" you ask. Well, about 18 years ago, CrabMama worked at MD's. I drover up to where she was working and asked her if she wanted to move in with me. Oh, so romantic! Last night, we went to the same MD's, sat in the same booth (actually, it has been renovated, so the booth doesn't exist anymore, but, we sat close), and ate french fries, just like we did 18 years ago. The girl who served us wasn't born yet when we had this conversation that we were celebrating. That was depressing. Another sad thing is that both places that we worked when we first met don't exist anymore.<br />
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After snarfing our large fry, I happened to look down as the nutritional information. That is some scary sh*t. 500 calories for a large fry! 25 grams of fat! Wow, it is good that we split it.<br />
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We next went to the Chinese restaurant close to our house and got some food. CrabMama got steamed vegetables (what's the point?) and I got Kung Pao Chicken. Hopefully this is a tiny bit more healthy that MD's, since there was nothing fried. I only ate about 1/3 of it, too, since the portions were huge. The restaurant was clearly designed for take out only. Subway has more tables in it. They decorated it with while wall paper. No pictures. No words. No nothing. Just white wallpaper. Extremely uninviting. (Just think about all of the valuable information that you are learning from this blog post!)<br />
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We watched "Amelia", which I thought was a pretty good movie, even though you knew the ending. I didn't know much about her at all, except for the obvious things, so it was an educational experience.<br />
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Our official anniversary is in August, so we will probably do something more adventurous then. We are actually planning on traveling out west for the month of August. Since we are "discouraged" from paying ourselves for all three months of the summer, I have pretty much (notice the subtle qualifier) decided to take a month-long vacation. One of the problems with this idea is that there are probably going to be all sorts of meetings and crap during August. But, I will just miss them. I can do that, right?<br />
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This week is spring break for the students (not for me!) I am hoping that I can hole up and write some reports. I have a bunch of them that all due right about now (just got an official overdue notice this morning!) I think that there are three grant reports that all due right now. Then I have a third revision of a review that I have to do (I told them that I didn't want to see it again, but they sent it anyways). And I got two proposals to review from NSF this week (you get an e-mail from the program manager, not asking if you want to review it, but with instructions on how to download it and the review criteria. Nice.) So, more crap to do.<br />
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One of the problems that I am struggling with right now is how to keep track of all of the projects/stuff that I am working on right now. I have been taking notes on some paper, but it doesn't feel very modern to do that. I was going to get a lab folder, which I think would be good too, but I have so many things going on, that I should get one for each project. A guy that I work with does it with a three-ring binder, paper, and tabs for the different projects. This is probably the best idea that I have heard. I was trying to think of something a bit more high tech, though. I have EverNote, which seems to be pretty cool, but I have to play with it a bit more. The main issue I have with computer note taking is that it seems sort of offensive to do this, since people automatically assume that you are checking e-mail or working on other things instead of taking notes. It also feels more natural to take notes on paper. So, I am considering taking notes on paper, then scanning them in with my fancy scanner and putting them into EverNote. One cool thing about this idea is that I can scan images that my students/PostDocs bring me to look at. Well, this is definitely a continuing adventure.<br />
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Short updates:<br />
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1. Children taking ice skating lessons at Veterans Park. Highly recommend. Very professional. Very.<br />
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2. Still learning guitar. Don't have much time for practice. But learning.<br />
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3. Didn't work out at all last week. Fail. Fat. Blob. Sad.<br />
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4. Cold. Snow.<br />
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5. Sleeping badly.<br />
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6. Twitchy eye due to stress. I have been wearing glasses for the last few days because I can't see right. I guess that is bad.<br />
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7. CrabGirl made us a cake for breakfast. Marble cake with pudding frosting with brownies sprinkled on top. Wow!<br />
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8. Pictures are mostly of trees and snow and things lacking in color. We have about another month of this weather. And then another month after that until it is actually "nice" outside.<br />
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9. I am going to give up Mt. Dew. This is it. Once the supply that I have right now runs out, I am done. Bring on the Excedrin!<br />
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10. I think that I am going to make a doctor's appointment too. It has been about seven years.<br />
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Enough for today.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-87395693500914339072010-02-13T14:25:00.000-05:002010-02-13T14:25:07.677-05:00UberBusyI must apologize for not posting in 2 weeks. Things are getting a little crazy again.<br />
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It seems like we have shifted our schedule a bit. I am getting to work later and staying later. This means that when I get home, we eat pretty much right away, I read to the kids, and then we either practice guitar or we get ready for bed, depending on the time. Most of the time, the kids are not ready for bed until 8:30 or 9:00, which sounds early, but it is rather late. It seems like we have very little time at all to "relax" at night.<br />
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One of the issue that I am having is that I got a new camera, which is great, but it taking a while to learn all of the subtleties of downloading pictures and uploading them to the web. I pretty much have given up on iPhoto, due to the fact that you can't "see" the pictures outside of iPhoto anymore (if you open up a finder window, the iPhoto Library no longer appears as a folder - it appears as a file, which means you can't walk through the pictures outside of iPhoto). I started using the software that came with the camera, which allows you to download them into custom directories (I store mine in subdirectories of years then months, then year_month_day), which makes it very easy to find the pictures. I then use Picasa to look at the pictures and upload them. I don't like the way Picasa doesn't allow you to view all of the pictures as one library (which I never thought I would want to do... except when you take 5-6 pictures every day for a couple of weeks and you want to browse through them all.) The camera software crashes all of the time, which means some nights it takes 30 minutes to upload pictures, which is problematic. A lot of my relaxation time lately has been taken up by fighting with camera software.<br />
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If you want to see my photoblog, which is where I have been spending most of my time, it is at <a href="http://avisionofthepresent.blogspot.com/">http://avisionofthepresent.blogspot.com/</a>. While I would rather spend some time writing and such, the photoblog is somewhat easier to maintain, because there is little thought in the posting process, and I can do this when sitting on my *ss watching TV.<br />
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Another thing that I have been doing lately which has been taking a chunk of my time is working out. We have a rowing machine, which I have been using pretty much every day for the last two weeks. The sad thing is that I don't really think that it is helping at all. I am pretty sure that I have gained five pounds in the last two weeks, and my stomach feels a little strange. I could convince myself that this might mean that I am getting muscles in places that I have never had muscles before, but this would be a glass-half-full viewpoint, which is outside of my abilities. I interpret as my body telling me that I shouldn't be working out and eating pizza is really the answer. Mmmm, more pizza.<br />
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Anyways - that takes like 30 or so minutes in the morning. So, I am down about 60 minutes total each day, due to the working out and the camera crap. This makes it feel like I have less free time, which isn't really true, since I am just using my free time to do things. It is funny how that works.<br />
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At work, things are absolutely freaking crazy. Here are the proposals that I am currently working on:<br />
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1. A Major Research Instrumentation proposal for NSF. Only three proposal from each university are allowed to be submitted, so I have written a proposal to the university to try to allow me to write a full proposal to NSF. I just submitted this yesterday, and my associate dean just e-mailed saying that he thinks that I am asking for way too much money from NSF. I am not sure that I understand this, since the maximum amount awarded will be $5M, while I am asking for $3.5M. This seems quite reasonable to me, but he seems to thing $0.5M is the level we should be seeking. I have to call NSF and ask some opinions about this. Something I crossed off my todo list gets back on. Crap.<br />
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2. A CyberPhysical proposal for NSF. I am not the PI of this one, but am a Co-PI. This is an interesting program - it is aimed at making computers work more autonomously. Sort of. Basically working on feedback algorithms that allow for the dynamic readjustment of things given the sensor readings. It incorporates all sorts of things, such as brain surgery and brakes on cars. Basically anything in which a computer and a system are involved. We are proposing to develop an orbital prediction system that will work with many, many cubesats to better specify the upper atmospheric density allowing for more accurate collision avoidance. It will be a big proposal involving a bunch of Co-PIs.<br />
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3. A CubeSat proposal for NSF. This is due in May. We are going to use <a href="http://rax.engin.umich.edu/">RAX</a> as a base-line mission, but measure the thermospheric density, like we are proposing in #2. The NSF budget will be enough to build and launch a single CubeSat, which we will use to investigate the density structure in the thermosphere. Which is a perfect lead in for...<br />
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4. An Explorer mission for NASA launching ~100 CubeSats, all of which will measure the thermospheric density. We will then have global coverage of the thermosphere, which has never been done before. It is taking NASA to a new level. This proposal will be about $200M, and is due around a year from now. It is super-scary. I have never done anything like this before, and I am a bit intimidated by it.<br />
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5. I should mention that I am involved in at least one other NASA Explorer mission.<br />
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I am working with a student team who is helping me with mission concepts for #4. They are also interested in helping write the proposal for the NSF CubeSat program. At this point it is difficult to tell whether their assistance will be a help or a hindrance. They have interesting ideas and are willing to do a lot of leg-work, but they don't have much experience doing this type of thing (i.e., blind leading the blind). The meeting we had yesterday was the most interesting we have had, and I think that they are starting to go above the cost-benefit line. I am hoping that this is a very positive sign.<br />
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I should also mention that this is the season for letters of support/recommendation. I hate this aspect of my job. Absolutely hate it. There are some people that I can write extremely positive letters for in minutes, but the vast majority of letters take a good hour or two to write. And most of the time, I am not really happy with them. Considering how important the letters are, they really need to be perfect. These letters really shape the person's life. The vast majority of the students that we accept into graduate school are accepted because their letters are glowing. Without those letters, they are simply a GPA - line them up in order and start taking people off the top. This is not the best strategy for getting the best students.<br />
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Last week I got handed four papers to read. Two from Post Doc #1, one from Post Doc #3 and one from Grad Student #1. These require time also. Some of them are fantastic and don't require any major changes, but at least one required doing some more simulations and changing things around a lot. Which is the second time that we have majorly changed the paper. It was quite disappointing for everyone involved.<br />
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Then Post Doc #2 has been making significant progress on the solver that she is working on. But she has been having issues which she doesn't understand. Last week I spent a couple of days working with her on the code, which is good because the code progress is accelerated significantly, but bad because I am so freaking busy. But the results are so beautiful! She is working on the only big issue left with my main code that I work with. Once this aspect works, it will be on par or better than all of the models like it in the world. I hired her specifically for this purpose, and it is paying off.<br />
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Then I have a lot of year end reports to write. I have realized that I haven't gotten much of the science done, so I am scrambling to get SOMETHING to show. So, over the last couple of days, I started some simulations to compare with data from systems like I am proposing to use in #1. After two days of solid work on this, I have some pretty sweet results. It is not much at this point, but they are really cool. What they point to is that the atmosphere is significantly out of hydrostatic equilibrium almost all of the time. Our model is the only one that doesn't assume hydrostatic equilibrium. When we compare results, we have to multiply our vertical winds by a factor of 50 in order to match the measured winds. This doesn't sound like good news at all - but it is! It says that the atmosphere is MUCH further away from equilibrium than we have EVER thought. It is amazing how badly we do, even using the most sophisticated techniques available. We just don't understand this stuff at all!<br />
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Ok. I should go. This post is way too long already.<br />
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I guess this is the long answer to the question "where have you been?"madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-6584533372946472922010-01-30T15:25:00.000-05:002010-01-30T15:25:42.407-05:00The Last Week or SoWell, a while has passed since I last posted, so I am behind, yet again. Therefore, I will go a few mini-blog-posts that summarize what I have been up to. These are in a random order.<br />
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<b>Brother's Car Dies - Money to the Rescue</b><br />
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Well, the title pretty much tells the whole story. My brother's car died - the timing belt broke. In fact, the timing belt was due to be changed in 15,000 miles, so it broke very early. Ah, Chrysler, what a wonderful (i.e., total sh*t) company. It ended up costing about $50 to tow and $750 for the repair. He didn't have the money, so I "loaned" it to him. This was sort of sad, since we just paid off all of our credit cards about 2 days before this. We were just talking about how we could save a little money and get ahead, and then we had to find some money for this. It sort of depressed us for a bit.<br />
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Right now I am in Florida at a NASA meeting. This is an interesting meeting, since we meet for about 8 hours a day, but we spread it out from 8-12 and then from 5-8, so we had a break from 12-5. Because I am a workaholic, I thought that is was a great opportunity to get caught up on some work. Well, that didn't turn out very well, because there were so many other meetings that I had to do while here. And then, we had to get lunch each day. The days end up being pretty long. I will admit that it was 70-75 degrees each day, which is much better than the 10-15 degrees at home. I will also admit that the meeting was much better than I expected it to be. I found that I couldn't do very much work during the meeting because I was paying attention, which is a good sign for the meeting.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7cL97SxslWcqMrE8UKejKbvvo_EW98Xyv4sRRLYiArzsRxEj-SgGMOELS9fBq4aj0ZjRFJp40A3zBYaQhB1oKPvXA1yfUaxqPv6Qwmg9AddyyX9OZ5XAwd7Zim8oBJ55FlpEJS_KFOlE/s1600-h/dude.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7cL97SxslWcqMrE8UKejKbvvo_EW98Xyv4sRRLYiArzsRxEj-SgGMOELS9fBq4aj0ZjRFJp40A3zBYaQhB1oKPvXA1yfUaxqPv6Qwmg9AddyyX9OZ5XAwd7Zim8oBJ55FlpEJS_KFOlE/s400/dude.jpg" width="193" /></a>Last weekend I got to spend a bit of time with my sister down in Miami, which was very nice. She took me to a country music festival, which was adventurous. There were a ton of people there, and it was in a very casual setting - basically in a park, where you could plop down anywhere you wanted to. I would say that 1 out of every 1 person was drunk. Ok, maybe 1.9 out of 2 people were drunk. All I am saying was that there was probably a mega-gallon of beer drunk. Which makes it fun to watch people. Here is one of the most interesting people I saw. I don't think that I have ever seen a big dude with cut-off shorts and cowboy boots (well, maybe they were cowgirl boots...) After the festival, I had a nice debate with my brother-in-law about college basketball vs. college football playoffs, and health care.<br />
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<b>CrabBoy Hits 1/2 Puberty</b><br />
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One of the things we noticed when CrabGirl hit 7-8 years old, she started testing limits and became more emotional. CrabBoy seems to be in that stage now. The other night, as he was breaking down into tears, he exclaimed "You just don't understand!" We tried our best not to laugh. We are trying to figure out how to get through this little bump in the road. I am sure it will pass soon.<br />
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<b>iPod Causes Rift</b><br />
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CrabBoy is extremely jealous of CrabGirl, who saved enough money and got some help with Christmas to get an iPod touch. I had the naive impression that she would use this to listen to music or audio books, but she ends up playing computer games on it almost exclusively. This make CrabBoy nuts, because he wants a hand-held gaming system also. CrabGirl is unwilling to share, which makes sense, but is "unfair" to him. We'll been dealing with this issue a lot in the two weeks.<br />
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<b>The USA Today</b><br />
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It is shocking to me that a newspaper that is distributed to people all of the United States of America could make very, very stupid mistakes. Although it is pretty clear what is wrong with this chart, can you see it? By my estimate, 112% of the people believe that the worst decade was the 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s or 2000s. That is a LOT of people. Way more than half! Indeed, of the 1,504 surveyed, 1684.5 of them answered the survey! This seems more like an Afghanistan election than a survey! I guess this shows the problem with the USA educational system. Right on the front page.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-64529665257233564282010-01-15T22:38:00.001-05:002010-01-15T22:47:05.832-05:00Things That I EnjoyI have noticed that a fair number of my blogs have a slightly negative ring to them. Some may say that I, perhaps, have a negative view on life. Others may claim that my glass has never been close to half empty. Well, for all of those who look upon me with sadness in their eyes for my sad, sad, state, let me just say that I am actually a relatively happy person (except for when I am not). I do enjoy things. I just don't enjoy blathering about them to people who would rather hear me bitch and complain (really, wouldn't you?)<br />
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But, I have come realize that I should be doing things more for me. I should be out there on the front lawn, dancing my white *ss off to Katy Perry. I shouldn't hide my head in shame, drowning in sorrow, listening to The Cure. So, that is what I am going to do. It is a new day! Let us proceed!<br />
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Things that I enjoy:<br />
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1. Sex. Enough on that subject, since my mother reads this blog. Moving on.<br />
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2. Music. I tend to be on the safe side with music. I don't do a lot of buying music that I have never heard before, just to try it out. That is because I am a cheap *ss bastard. Just ask my wife. Luckily, one of the benefits of being a Professor (besides being able to profess!) is having graduate students who listen to music that was made after 1983 (read, The Police, Synchronicity). I now listen to such groups as The Fray and all of that depressing crap. My daughter loves (LOVES) Katy Perry. It is literally the only thing on her iPod Touch. I have to say that the sh*t really make me want to shake some tail when played at higher decibels. I would like to start listening to the Blues more. Any recommendations?<br />
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3. Playing with technology crap. I love my new HTC Hero phone (Google Inside!). I love figuring out how to build robots and program them. I love coding. I love teaching my class about balloons and my other class about rockets. I am an Uber-Geek.<br />
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4. I enjoy saying the word "Uber". I guess this word means "Super" in Latin. (The internets whispered this in my ear. If you read it on one site, it must be true. Uber-Smart.)<br />
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5. I love biking. But it is hard to bike when you are fat and lazy. My bike is sitting in my office, because I vowed I would take time at lunch to go riding. That worked for 2 days. So, if you are keeping score, it is Fat and Lazy 97 days and Biking 2 days. I seem to be doing almost as well as Michigan's Football team.<br />
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6. I love eating. Hmmm. This is direct conflict with #5. No wonder I hate myself. Too much inner turmoil. What do I enjoy eating, you ask? Well, that is a good question. I am an amazingly picky eater ( I wonder where Crab Girl gets this?), but my list of foods that I will eat is expanding. Obviously, ice cream is up there at number 1. Candy bars come in there pretty high too. (Now you are seeing where the fat and lazy come from, eh?) On the good food side, I like.... uh... ketchup? Oh, here, I got one - oatmeal! That has to be good for you, right? Bananas! Another one! (Although Crab Mama would like to outlaw Bananas because they have travelled something like 15 times around the globe to reach us and are only a nickel a pound. Something is not right there, and she doesn't like it. Besides, any fruit that can NOT be grown locally has got to be evil.) I could go on all day about food, but, you get the idea.<br />
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7. I love making lists. It makes me feel like I am doing something productive, but really I am not. Like right now.<br />
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8. I like watching movies and TV. I like watching the first season of a TV show, when you are totally naive about how sh*tty the show really is. I could name a few shows like this, but I won't embarrass myself by admitting that I watch (as my step-father so aptly put it) crap TV. With movies, I made the mistake of letting Crab Mama control our Netflix Queue. We just got Thirty Something Season 1, Disk 3. Ok, if this isn't crap TV, WTF is? Come on, can't we at least get some BSG? But, there really is GOOD TV out there (and I am not talking about educational TV). For example, 30 Rock has to be one of the funniest shows ever made. The one where <a href="http://drakelelane.blogspot.com/2008/04/30-rock-me-amadeus.html">they do a parody of Amadeus</a> is just unbeilable. Arrested Development is also insanely funny. <br />
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9. I love traveling. (That is a lie. Everyone says that they love traveling, so I put it there just to fit in.)<br />
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10. I like reading to my kids. I sometimes complain about this vehemently, especially when I am super busy. But, I really enjoy doing it.<br />
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11. Just because I can't end on a sappy note, and #9 didn't really count, I will include another love of mine for your reading pleasure. I love sleeping. And, I have to say, I am good at it too. I spend a good 1/3 of my life sleeping, and I love every single second of it. I would do it more if it wasn't for work. And everything on this list. The only bad thing about sleep now, is that I am getting old, and when I get out of bed, my bones crack. I get stiff in bed (not that kind stiff, you sick perverts), and can't stay in bed for more than about 8 hours without my back aching. How sad is that???<br />
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So, in summary, I am old, fat, lazy, like to sleep, listen to chick dance music, rot my brain with bad TV, and I am an Uber-Nerd. It is amazing that #1 is even an option.<br />
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It is great to be alive!madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-109595713215134892010-01-15T15:49:00.000-05:002010-01-15T15:49:05.297-05:00SurfacingI finished one of my proposals and the four letters of recommendation. Starting on the next proposal, that my boss wants by today. Hmmm.... Maybe not.<br />
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While I don't feel like I can breathe yet, I feel like I can see the surface. Is there light up there?<br />
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Maybe I can spend five minutes to throw away some of the crap that has accumulated in my office over the last couple of weeks. Oh, and fill out my travel reimbursement for the meeting I attended last month.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-1625228413831569842010-01-10T10:25:00.000-05:002010-01-10T10:25:05.568-05:00On IceThe sun was out yesterday! Today the sun is also out! It is amazing. It was so bright yesterday that we were motivated to DO thing. Well, not really important things, but things.<br />
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We had decided that the kids should take an ice skating class that started yesterday. Crab Mama called the ice skating rink and asked them about the class including whether there was space. They responded that they thought there was space. We went to the rink and it turns out that the class was way overfull. There was no way that they could take the class. Nice.<br />
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We returned home and decided to skate on the pond, which meant that we have to move a bunch of snow. I did that for a long time. There are a few very flat spots on the pond, but the majority of it has lots of bumps in the ice. There are even some sticks and bits of grass sticking up out of the ice. Makes for adventurous ice skating! Today we are going to try to hose off the area a bit to see if we can level it out a bit. We shall see what a disaster that brings.<br />
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At work, all hell is breaking loose. I have a huge amount of crap to do. I have four reports that are due at NASA and NSF. I have two letters of recommendation to write for students who I don't really know. I also have a proposal due this week and two proposals that are due in a couple of weeks that I am not the PI of, but the people who are the PI are obsessive and want input on them 24 hours a day. We have meetings to talk about them, then drafts ever couple of days that we are expected to read. I don't think that I am actually going to see a nickle of the money, so my motivation to help is in the toilet. I have to teach my class. And, finally, looking at the reports that are due, and the severe lack of progress on anything that I am actually supposed to do, I should be doing some science.<br />
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I read my activity report from last year on one of my grants and thought - wow, I did some cool things last year. Hmmmm..... not so much this year.<br />
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This leads me back to the thoughts on what my expectations are for the Post Docs that work for me. In theory, I should be accomplishing three times as much as I did last year, since I have three "Post Docs" working for me right now. This is sadly not the case at all. I think that my productivity actually went down this last year.<br />
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My post from a few weeks ago about giving up and letting others do the science implies that they will actually get the science done and publish papers and such. I am probably impatient about this stuff, but it seems like progress is extremely slow, and not much is actually being accomplished. This is very frustrating to me, since I have the ultimate responsibility for the projects that we are working on.<br />
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Ok, I am going to StFU about this subject now.<br />
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I am out.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-30448566799319064192010-01-03T10:58:00.001-05:002010-01-03T10:59:58.378-05:00More Palindrome DaysThinking about this last night after posting, I realized how fortunate I am to think about yesterday being a palindrome, because they are quite rare. We are actually in a time of almost unprecedented palindrome dates! What a great time to be alive!<br />
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I imagine that you are saying to yourself, who gives a rats *ss. Well, my friends, you would be foolish to say something like that - especially in the presence of children! Let me tell you why.<br />
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In this century, there are only 11 palindrome days:<br />
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October 2, 2001 (20011002)<br />
January 2, 2010 (20100102)<br />
November 2, 2011 (etc)<br />
February 2, 2020<br />
December 2, 2021<br />
March 2, 2030<br />
April 2, 2040<br />
May 2, 2050<br />
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September 2, 2090<br />
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This same series of days happens in 21xx, except the date is the 12th day of the month, and in 22xx, with the 22nd day of the month. After these three groups, we have to wait until 30011003 (October 3rd, 3001) for another date! That is 700+ years!<br />
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If we go backwards, we don't find a palindrome day until August 31, 1380! That means it was 621 years since the last palindrome day before the one in 2001. We live in a pretty unique time!<br />
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The best palindrome day was obviously November 11th, 1111. Did anyone notice this date at the time? How about the one in 111? There won't be another single digit one until November 11th, 11111. The next coolest will be November 12, 2111. If medicine improves dramatically, some of us could actually be there for it. Well, probably not - 141 years is a pretty long life, by any stretch of the imagination. So, in my life, I will be luck to see seven palindrome days. Most people see zero.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-231232741655923732010-01-02T21:21:00.000-05:002010-01-02T21:21:10.372-05:00PalindromeToday's date is a palindrome! 20100102! Funky!madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-45498908242674539942010-01-02T15:52:00.000-05:002010-01-02T15:52:15.171-05:00Mid-Life SomethingI woke up at 4 AM a few mornings, and nearly had a panic attack. I was thinking about death. I know that this won't come as a shock to most of you, but I don't believe that there is an afterlife. That means that when you die, you are dead. Like, there is nothing after death. That fact is really, really, depressing. In N years, I will cease to exist. We all will.<br />
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To me, this is sort of horrifying for the following reasons:<br />
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1. What is going to happen? What will my children be like? What about my grandchildren? What will cars be like? Will we ever get back to the moon? To Mars? Beyond? What is the world going to be like in 100 years? In 1000 years? I want to know. And I won't. Some of these I might know, but most of them, I won't. That is sad to me.<br />
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2. What is the point? If you are going to die anyways, what is the point to everything that we are doing? If you take a short view, it makes no real sense. If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, would you go to work today? I think not. What if it was next year? How long would you work for? At what point do you say screw it to work and go out and enjoy life? In many ways this isn't practical, because you have to eat; but it really says that you should do something that you love. Or, maybe take it a little less seriously. This is very hard to do, though.<br />
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3. You could take the selfish attitude and basically do all self-fulfilling stuff. Why not? If you are going to die anyways, why not just enjoy life to the fullest? On the other hand, by doing some work, we can make life more pleasant for people around us and for our children and their children. How do you balance your own happiness with the happiness of the people around you and your offspring?<br />
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I have been thinking about memories of people too. How long will I be remembered? I have not really done anything of substance in my life. My students will remember me for a while. My kids will obviously remember me for a long time. I publish papers. The oldest paper that I have ever referenced is probably from the 1960s, implying that papers before this are not really read very much, and that 30-40 years is the lifespan of even the most read papers. If grandchildren will be the longest lasting memory of me, then perhaps they will remember me about 30-40 years after I die. After that, who will ever even know that I existed? So, from birth to death, to the end of remembrance, a life-time is perhaps 100-130 years. Even with a headstone in a graveyard, the oldest ones are only 150-200 years old. After that, they are even too weathered to read. The people are completely gone. Once again, sad.<br />
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These are the thoughts that kept me awake. Actually, it was mostly that I am going to cease to exist. That scares the sh*t out of me.<br />
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Happy New Year!madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-34805084127453633352009-12-27T21:53:00.000-05:002009-12-27T21:53:45.109-05:00Movie OutCrab Mama and I went out to a movie this afternoon for the first time in months. Very nice. We were sadly one of the last people to arrive (as usual), and had to sit in the second row. Luckily the movie didn't have any explosions or action, so it was fine. With the previews I thought I was going to hurl. Ok, how old am I?<br />
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We then went home got pizza for us and the in-laws. It was very nice to not have to cook. I love cooking (even though I basically suck at it), but after a couple of days in the kitchen, it becomes a drain.<br />
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Two of the three in-laws (plus two of the four dogs!) leave tomorrow. Fantastic! Maybe I can start my vacation!madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-68740692676988220562009-12-25T22:29:00.001-05:002009-12-25T22:29:27.730-05:00Christmas PostCrab Mama says that no one with a real life would post today. So, I am posting, just to prove that I have no life.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-83162849238131046652009-12-24T13:33:00.000-05:002009-12-24T13:33:17.258-05:00UpdatesWow, I have only posted twice this month. That is just sad. Here are some updates, which I will pretend are mini-blog-posts:<br />
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1. Fail!<br />
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For the first time ever, four students have failed my class. There was a report that was worth 16% of their course grade, which they didn't bother turning in. It wasn't that hard of an assignment, and I graded it with a very lenient bend (the lowest score, without taking off for turning it in late, was 85%). So, if they had written five pages of random words, they would have done better. One of the students contacted me and told me that their report was on their USB stick, which they can no longer find. Why is it not on their computer? Well, they didn't want their hard drive to crash, which would wipe it out. It was the best excuse ever! One a more positive note, more students got an A+ than failed. I must be doing something right. I love teaching, but I hate assigning grades.<br />
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2. AGU: Done!<br />
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The American Geophysical Union meeting in San Francisco was just absolutely insane this year. First, I didn't have either of my two talks even started before I left on Sunday. Second, I felt like I was shot out of a cannon - I was busy from the moment I woke up until the moment I closed my eyes every day. As an example, on Sunday, I got up at 5:45 EST, to catch my 9:00 flight. When we got to SFO, we took a taxi directly to the meeting, which started at noon. Meeting until 7 PM. Dinner with colleague, work on talk a bit, then bed at 10 PM PST (for a ~19 hour day). Each day seemed like this, although none were really longer. I typically take a few hours off on Friday to shop and such for Christmas presents, but this year I didn't get a chance to do this until about 4:30 on Friday. It turns out that all of the exhibits closed well before then, so I couldn't get fossils and such for the wife and kids. How sad!<br />
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3. PD Update<br />
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My PD who is going home for the holidays is going to be gone much longer than expected. When he came to the US, he bought a round-trip ticket, with a return date last week. To get back to the US, he had to buy another ticket, which was very expensive at any reasonable time. This means that he is going to spend 3 weeks in Euro, instead of 2. And then he has to go back in ~March, because his Visa expires. Sigh.<br />
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4. Wife doing all of the work<br />
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Crab Mama has to be pissed off at me. She has been doing a crap-load of the house work for the last few weeks. I have been so busy working, that she has had to take over all of the crap work. Now I am not working, but I am exhausted and still unable to do anything. Well, I did wash dishes for 3 hours the other day. But, she cleaned the basement for about 20 hours yesterday, so I can't really say anything about doing anything. All pales in comparison to the awesomeness of the wife. I promise that I will step it up soon!<br />
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5. Broken!<br />
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Crab Boy broke his arm two days ago. It was a weird series of events that led up to this event. A few days ago, the kids went down to the pond in our yard and cleared off a bunch of the snow, just to play around. They spent hours down there, and were having a lot of fun. We decided that we should get them some ice skates for Christmas, since they were having so much fun just sliding around. The next day I bought some ice skates. The day after that, their friends came over, and brought their ice skates. This is interesting, since we never mentioned to them that the kids were getting ice skates for Christmas. The mother of the kids knew that our kids didn't have ice skates. So, why did they bring ice skates? I have no F-ing idea. So, they all go down to the pond and the friends start ice skating, while my kids just watch them. Crab Boy comes up to the house and he is practically in tears. I felt like sh*t. So, I go to the basement and get them their ice skates. Lace up and skate! A few hours later, after I have gone to work, and Crab Mama has come home, Crab Boy falls down and lands on his hands. His right wrist gave out a bit, and he came back up and complained to Mom. She felt around and didn't really like what was there. Call the doctor, call the urgent care place, etc. Eventually, everyone decides that he should just go to the ER. After a couple of hours in the ER, he gets an X-ray, and it turns out that he has a buckle fracture, which is basically like a compression of the bone. The Dr said that if he was a grown up, it would have really broken, but since he is a kid, it just broke a little bit. He now has a neon-green cast for three weeks. Not too bad.<br />
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6. In Laws!<br />
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There are three in law types here (Mother, Sister, Brother in-law-in-law) for the next 4 days. With two extra dogs. Yeah. Enough said.<br />
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7. Dance, Dance, Baby!<br />
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Crab Boy performed in his dance recital this last weekend. It was a hip-hop routine with 5 boys that are all under the age of 10. He tried very hard.<br />
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I guess that is about all that has happened in the last few weeks. I am emerging from the depths of the great blue ocean, so I should be able to write a bit more in the coming weeks.<br />
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Merry Christmas. I hope you get exactly what you want! I am sure that I will get what I deserve!<br />
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PS - If you find out what Crab Mama is getting for Christmas, it is not because I wanted to get it for her. I didn't want too! She has been asking and asking and asking! I had nothing to do with it! Ok? I am NOT a bad husband!madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-88526432786967643922009-12-10T21:44:00.001-05:002009-12-11T09:09:21.849-05:00Another WeekWow, it has been over a week since I wrote something. That is crazy. I am entering a super busy time.<br />
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Typically, in December people in my community go to a gigantic conference. This is almost always during finals, which is next week. So, as I am trying to finish up class, by making a final, grading all of the stuff that I should have graded a week ago, and holding students hands; I am trying to help all of the people who work for me to finish their posters and talks and stuff. Oh yeah, I have one proposal that is absolutely due next week, and one that I hoped I could turn in (not going to happen). And, since I am going to be gone for a full week, I would like to spend some more time with the family (ain't gonna happen either). Today I got to work at 8 AM and left at 7:40 PM. I came home, ate some cereal and went back at it. I can't really work anymore, since my brain is fried. But, I finished my final exam - two versions!<br />
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I have yet to actually work on my two talks that I have next week. The really bad thing is that I have done very little on one of my talks, which is early in the week. This means that I am screwed. The other talk is easy to put together and I could do it in an hour or so. But, that one is Friday. I really wished that they were reversed.<br />
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Crab Mama says that I should go to my first talk, and when they call me, I should just say "pass!" and they can move on to the next person. If only.<br />
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One of the other things that makes life a little crazy right now is that all of the students projects are finishing up. So, I today I had to go to an almost 2 hour design review for one project, and tomorrow I have to go to another 2 hour review. That review is after we meet with students to go over their presentations and time them and such. Then, to add insult to injury, there is a faculty meeting at 3:30 tomorrow. They can have fun without me. Finally, tomorrow I have to give version 1 of the final exam from 5-6. After that, I can go home and start working on my talks. And do laundry. And pack. And see the kids.<br />
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Sh*t.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-9513054082961536752009-12-02T08:50:00.000-05:002009-12-02T08:50:26.238-05:00Five MinutesOk, even though my last post said that I have entered a state of strange calmness, it doesn't mean that I am actually less busy. I should put that right out there. It is very difficult for me to even find five minutes for me to do anything like read blogs, let alone post. I haven't read any blogs in almost a week.<br />
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One of the issues is that on the homeschooling front, I am starting to do more with the kids. I don't really want to - but this is an argument that has been had over and over again. So, I have been spending a lot of time helping Crab Girl with math. She is learning how to do some pre-algebra stuff. For example, simplify the expression 3(6y-4x)-2(5x-2y). She is having to learn how to multiply by negative numbers and group like terms, etc. It is interesting to see how minds work to process this. She has to have a little table:<br />
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to do the multiplication. These are little things that you don't even think about anymore, but are a small hill for her to get over. It is both frustrating and exciting to see her understanding grow at the same time. BTW, the answer is 22(y-x).<br />
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I have to have a talk with my Post Doc about vacation time and international trips. This last summer, I sent him on an international trip to a conference that I was interested in attending. He extended this trip and took a 4 week vacation. He is going back to his home this month for another 2 weeks. Then he asked me if he could attend another international trip in March (to his home country again). This is the part of the plan where I have to put my foot down and say that 6 weeks of vacation is more than enough for someone in one year. I don't get 6 weeks of vacation in a year. Post Docs shouldn't really either. Conversely, the question could be raised - if you are accomplishing all of the goals that are set out for you, should you be allowed to take as much vacation time as you want? For me, if I accomplish all of my goals, I think to myself that I set my expectations too low, so I make more goals. (Hence the reason I don't have five minutes.)<br />
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I have to go so I can teach class in a few minutes. Students are starting to come into class.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-42621725101389985532009-11-24T21:36:00.000-05:002009-11-24T21:36:28.758-05:00Super LameI have been paying a lot more attention to <a href="http://avisionofthepresent.blogspot.com/">my other blog</a>, which is focused on taking a picture every day for year. It is, I must say, insane.<br />
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While I was in Europe, the students in my class took a test. There are 118 students in my class (no drops at all this semester!) There were 7 seven students that didn't show up for the test. A few of them e-mailed the morning of the test that they couldn't make it. Swine Flu. What are we to do. A couple more missed the exam because they forgot. WTF? This is insanity!<br />
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It seems like work has reached some strange metaphysical equilibrium. I seem to be much more calm at work and I don't seem to worry as much as I used to. I don't really know why. It is possible that I have completely given up on accomplishing anything. I now am going to live vicariously through my students and post docs. I have admitted it. In fact, I took a 3/4th finished study and gave it to my post doc. It is mostly written up, but I just don't have time to finish it. She will hopefully finish it off and publish it. Serenity.madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199044748372064742.post-45716035236048787602009-11-13T14:26:00.000-05:002009-11-13T14:26:16.194-05:00In EuroCrab Girl and I are in Europe right now. I decided a while ago that I would like to take the kids with me every once in a while on a trip, and so this is her turn. We have been here for 5 days now, and it has been pretty nice. There have been food issues, but those were expected.<br />
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A friend of mine who comes to this particular city a lot gave us a map with all sorts of things indicated on it, that we were supposed to find and take pictures of. That kept us pretty entertained for a long time. Before my meeting started on two of the mornings, we wandered around looking for things. Today we took the whole day and wandered around. The hotel has some motorized (assisted) bikes that we could use. It was a lot of fun to go back and forth through the city.<br />
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We ended up at the History Museum, which is different than the Natural History Museum, which is what we thought we were going to. It was basically a lot of war stuff. There were other displays, but it seemed like there was a lot of violence taking place in Europe years ago. We then found the Natural History Museum and got to see lots and lots and lots of stuffed birds and other animals. It was quite impressive, although there were no dinosaurs, which may have been disappointing for the younger crowd.<br />
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After that we found some statues and paid a couple of bucks to ride an elevator up from the river, just to do it, then walk the 180 steps back down to get our bikes.<br />
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We almost got killed about 20 times today because of the traffic and our lack of maneuvering ability on our bikes. Left! We want to go left! Oh crap, now we have to figure out how to turn around and not get hit by the giant busses while we do.<br />
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Tomorrow morning at 6:30 AM we start our 19 hour voyage home (walk to the train station, 1.5 hours on train, wait for flight, fly for 1.5 hours, wait for flight, fly 10.5 hours, sit in line at passport control, wait for luggage, drive home). We have books, movies, games, a math book, and knitting. That should pass the time!madscientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12344580670201524727noreply@blogger.com1