Saturday, March 14, 2009

On Learning

In the last few months, I have been on a committee in the college to look at how we should alter our college-level curriculum to enhance learning and education. This has been a really interesting experience for me, since it has demonstrated that some of my ideas for how things should be taught may be correct. We have had general discussions, have had some interviews with alumni, and have talked to companies that hire our alumni.

There really appears to be a common theme among the feedback - we should do more practical projects. The general idea is that students learn by doing. In an engineering class, you can sit there and be taught about resistors and capacitors all day, but you won't really know how to use them until someone sticks you in a lab and you have to build something. Taking it a step further, you won't understand what they are for until you have to build something that is not specified in a cookie-cutter lab project.

We have really talked about this as a general concept in all aspects of education. What this really means is that we have to start using open-ended questions to figure things out. Questions that may not have a clearly defined right or wrong. You have to make your own assumptions, justify those assumptions, then answer the question. This is not how things are done in school. Students don't like this because it is hard and it is very difficult to quantify what you have to do to get an "A" in the class. Memorizing facts and formulas is much easier. It is just too bad that this is not what life is really like. It is also much more difficult for professors also. You can't ask simple multiple choice questions, since they don't probe the issues at all. You have to ask more open-ended questions, then actually read all of the answers. That is painful in large classes. It is also almost impossible to do with graduate instructors grading things also, since there may not be any clearly defined answer. So, how do tell the GI to grade it? "You will know the correct answer(s) when you see it/them." That works for some GIs, but not all.

There are further problems with this idea. The biggest of which is that most professors feel that you have to pack the student's heads with FACTS. If you don't teach them all of the FACTS then you have not done your job! So, classes are jammed with lesson after lesson on the facts of some issue or another issue, instead of how to use those facts for something practical.

The most extreme case of the 'anti-fact' 'pro-doing' teaching that I have seen is that a professor was advocating doing away with calculus, and teaching students how to do integrals and derivatives on the computer. Since, few students actually use integral tables anymore, they simply use Maple or Mathematica to solve complicated equations. This is sort of a natural extension to log/sin/cos tables. When I was in high-school, we learned how to look up the solution to log(x) on a table, instead of on a calculator, even though calculators were available most places. Now, I can imagine that this is not taught, since you can buy a calculator at Target for a nickel. How many students today have a big book of integral tables? Why bother when you can use a computer? Would it be better teaching student why you might want to actually use calculus? Give the students problems that they may actually be exposed to in everyday life (well, maybe life on their job...) This maybe sort of an extreme example.

In my department, we produce a lot of students who are supposed to do something very, very, very practical. But, we don't have a single professor in the department that does that practical thing. And the faculty have no motivation what-so-ever to hire a tenured faculty member to do that. So, we pay a research faculty member who specializes in that practical thing to teach the two actual practical classes that we offer. The students love those classes and would like more. But we don't offer them more. Instead, we offer classes on more facts about the processes. This, to me, is a completely screwed up system.

I am a relatively young faculty member who has been teaching for only a few years. Maybe I am naive. I can believe that. But, I think that, while I am young enough to listen to what students and outside members of the general community want, I will try to slowly change our department to teaching more "hands-on" classes. Maybe our students will succeed more and we will grow. Who knows?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

200 students can bring you down

I am once again spending every waking minute on my class. They have an essay due on Thursday that is worth 16% of their grade. Don't ask why it is 16% instead of 15 or 20. They are slightly panicked about it. I would imagine that students are going to office hours of the GSIs, but they are also e-mailing me all of the time.

Further, my GSI who is posting the homework assignments doesn't get anyone else to look at the questions, so each week we have a bunch of issues with the homework. So, I have to respond to 20 questions that are all exactly the same.

Then, I am preparing some lectures that I didn't do last semester, so I am spending many hours doing that.

A few students want to come talk to me about their failing grades ("Here is why I haven't done any homework - can you pass me???") I don't want to have these conversations. I need to be a dick, and I am not a dick. Actually, I have to remember that these students have done it to themselves, so I am not being a dick giving them the grade that they have earned. Yeah - keep telling yourself this.

Needless to say, I am getting burned out on class stuff.

Ok, bitchy-bitch time is over. I have to go teach.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Relatively Content

Here are the things that I have been up to in the last few days:

1. I was in Boulder CO on Friday. Which feels like yesterday. What happened to Saturday? It was a blur. Anyways. I had sort of a European dinner while in Boulder - started off with drinks around 5:00 and finished dinner around 8:30. Not very typical! And, I didn't get to eat a Spicy Chicken Burrito at the Southern Sun! This is my favorite meal in Boulder. But, I will survive. I promise.

2. Last week I didn't get to work out at all. Or, more precisely, I didn't get to work out the week before because I was traveling, and last week I was too lazy to do it. I have been falling farther and farther behind on sleep, so it was difficult for me to get up at all last week, let alone get up with enough time to go to the YMCA. I am a fat blob. Well, a blob that weighs something like 20 lbs (8 kg) more than I would like. And I drink too much Mt. Dew. This week, I will work out.

3. I don't have to travel again until the 26th. That is like 2 weeks away! I was supposed to go to Europe that week, but I canceled. But then got asked to attend a 1-day meeting in Washington. So, I will go there for <24 hours. For the next 2 weeks I can work and work and work. By this I mean write reports and other crap that I don't really want to do, but have to do. Like I said, work.

4. It has been raining a lot lately. That means that we get to deal with wet dog.

5. I have to make up some lectures for my class. I promised them that I would discuss some cool topic and now have to actually do it. I am not really complaining about it, just stating facts. Tonight I will be doing some research....

6. Crab-boy mad a list of things that we had to do today. It was great. He had a few items that he absolutely wanted me to do for him, so he suggested a list. I agreed. We put things like "eat breakfast" and "walk the dog" on there, as well as "hang up Lego ships" and "Fix fishing pole", which were the real motivators.

7. I wish Battlestar Galactica made more sense. There are only 2 episodes to go and it is still very confusing.

8. Crab Mama tells me that I should go wash myself. I guess I should do that.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Sh*tty Miracles

Lilly has gone 2 days without any indoor excremental excitations.

And the beaded dragon took the biggest crap you have ever seen. All by himself.

It truly is a blessed day.

Monday, March 2, 2009

State of Disrepair

Our new dog, Lilly, is a fine dog. She is happy and playful and loves to jump up and down and have fun with you. She fetches and acts like a dog. Heidi, our older, more mature dog, wants nothing to do with that crap. She is frumpy.

The problem, you see, is that Lilly pees and poops on the floor. That is hard to put up with. For example, this evening, we got home, and immediately took Lilly out. She peed. Crab-Girl played with her for a while outside, where she peed again. She came inside and played for a little while in the house, where she peed again. We cleaned that up. Then an hour later, she she peed inside again. She has never actually peed twice in an hour, so having her pee 4 times in 4 hours was quite shocking. Well, now we know.

NASA launched a $300M satellite the other day. It crashed. Oops. I can't imagine being on that team. You think that you have 2-5 years of steady funding coming in, with lots of great science to do, then wham, the satellite blows up and you have no more funding and no more science to do. Crap-burgers.

I am in a sh*t mood. Once again. I have a bunch of reports to read and/or do and I have no motivation to do them.

I am going to Boulder on Friday to have a meeting. The people who are hosting told me today that we can't use Macs. We have to use the Windows machine provided. "Test your powerpoint on a Windows machine!" the person tells me. F*ck that. I don't do Windows. I don't have a Windows machine to test my powerpoint on. Why would I? Why would anyone?

I am going to go to bed before I start swearing more.

Ok. One more. F*ck.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Berated

I am being berated by my brother right now about how I didn't wear sunscreen and got burned. I did wear it, but not on my chest. Therefore I got burned on my chest. Now I am being yelled at. Literally. By my brother. On the phone. For the last five minutes. Nice.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

More Horrible Times in Hawaii

Yesterday during lunch we took a drive out to this place that has "Dragon's Teeth":



We saw something stirring in the ocean:



And saw the ocean with bluffs and surfers: