Tuesday, October 20, 2009

NPR

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Let me say it 14 more times, just in case you didn't hear me 2 seconds ago:
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8882589866 (how much should you send in?  well, that is up to you!)
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8882589866 (but we are looking for a dollar a day)
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8882589866 (or maybe a dollar a week)
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I want to kill myself.

Before I do, I should will all of my money to NPR.
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 I was going to do a calculation of how much time is spent in commercials on a normal radio station over a year, and then add up all of the "commercials" during a normal day on NPR, and then take the 2 solid weeks a year (more like 20 days...) in which we are bombarded with 8882589866 (call now with your pledge!)  I bet that my NPR station spends almost as much time as a commercial station if you factor in the two pledge drives.

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AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

3 comments:

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MaryG said...

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! It is over tomorrow...

Lee said...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure my ears started bleeding this morning.

Word verification: smelicks. Doesn't that sound dirty, in a juvenile kind of way?